Really?  Just…really?  It has barely been ten years since they FIRST redid this story with Tobey McGuire as Spiderman, and that movie was GOOD.  It was the third one in that series that needed some serious help, and you want to redo the first one with the wimpy looking Andrew Garfield, already?  What?  Because he’ll draw all the teenage girls?  Seriously.  I don’t get it.  At LEAST, go forward in the story!  …but no.  We have to go right back to the beginning, where the other movies ALREADY started.  WHY?!?  I ask you!

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